A reluctant goodbye to Joe and Ula in the morning and back on the road, leaning heavily into our seats as we walked our way back up the steep driveway. The ride to the Langdale ferry terminal was mercifully short, as was the boat ride over, and soon we were on the patio of Penny’s Palapa, floating above the waters of Nanaimo harbour sipping mojitos and snacking on red snapper tortillas.

The Nanaimo Entertainment Centre occupies what was once a cinema, old enough to have once stocked a humidor and a dusty collection of sombreros in its cluttered wings. After a hurried sound check the band’s fronters headed down to the local radio station for a quick on-air appearance, carrying mandolins and guitars through downtown streets and alleys as the sun set on the east coast of Vancouver Island.

Back at the theatre the band was met by a couple of fans who had made the trip up from Duncan to catch another performance, and who had prepared a stirring rendition of ‘Emerald Lake’ for our listening pleasure. A quick congratulations, a flurried signing of posters and the band needed to take the stage, and as the evening wore on the cushioned movie seats of the Entertainment Centre emptied as the crowd filled the aisles to be closer to the action.

After the set there was short-lived speculation about catching a late ferry, but we soon realized that the stage could not be struck in 20 minutes, especially when the van keys were nowhere to be found (Aidan had them). Our loved ones would have to wait another night to see our road-weary faces and hold our sore and sweaty bodies, and we would get to spend another night in a strange backyard, tents encroaching on flower beds, shade trees scratching the nylon over our heads in a Nanaimo sea breeze.



We woke up under crow-trees and rolled into town for a leisurely breakfast and a tootle around Roberts Creek’s quaint music shop.  Back at the beach with nowhere to be until the next day we set about filling the coolers with ice and refreshments, “brewing” summer beer, donning bathing suits and lathering up with SPF 50 (used so frequently on this trip as to have earned the appreciative nickname “Spoof Fiddy”).





A little ways down the beach we discovered an unfortunate boat house whose foundations had been washed away by a late winter storm.  Inside was a fairly standard assortment of ocean-front tools: lawn chairs, fishing rods, crab traps and boogie boards, all still appearing to have seen recent use despite the shack’s dangerous tilt, gathered comically in the downhill corner.  Our sun-addled brains were further taxed as we tried to make sense of the conflicting information being gathered by our eyes and our inner ears, the only clue as to the alignment of the outside world offered by a buoy hanging like a plump-bob from a useless shelf.  A few photos snapped, a few tumbles seaward and we stepped out onto the beach like fishermen testing solid ground after a long and undulating voyage, laughing and stumbling back to camp.





With not much to do besides eat, drink, swim or perhaps perfect our hammock knots, idle hands turned to make-work projects and a few handfuls of driftwood became the frame for a late-night sauna.  We built a fire as the day wore on and piled the pit with stones before bringing out the hot dogs, and as the sun went down Tyler and I noticed a familiar shape slowly east-westing on the horizon.



The beloved Mustang, the tugboat in whose wheelhouse we have both spend many a long night discussing all things nautical with her ineffably talented and generous skipper (who, it should be noted, devised and constructed the bike-mounted tripod used to shoot cycling photos on this trip), was making her way back from Sechelt with a loaded gravel barge.  A quick phone call and we had the rowboat afloat, pulling hard for a midway point past crab pots and anchor buoys.  It was good to see the skipper after a long time away and good to be on the water after a long time on pavement, and it seemed fitting that we should meet here while on tour, as for the longest time crewing the Mustang made much of what we do a possibility.



After a brief chat we rowed back to shore via Joe’s crab trap, empty but handsome in the bottom of his lapstrake rowboat.  Large stones had been heat-soaking in the sand below our fire for most of the evening, and now we moved them to our makeshift sauna using Canadian chopsticks (two pieces of wood of varying lengths and thicknesses used to maneuver elements within a fire pit).  Once inside, we doused the rocks with water from a bike bottle and sat back until we could no longer bear the steam and the heat.  Parting the tarp door, we ran steaming down the beach and dove into the waters of the Strait, swapping salt for salt as we glided through phosphorescence.




Roberts Creek Community Hall is a cavernous, columned space filled with smiling staff and rough-and-tumble teenagers. Absurdly loud, absurdly PG hip-hop had been playing over the sound system before and after sound check, but far from being a distraction, this cross-genre vibe served to fuel big sound and big energy. From the get-go the Revue had the crowd doing the high school bump & grind, waving their hands in the air like they just didn’t give a darn.





There has been an undertone of scheming hilarity to the past few days that I forgot to mention in Victoria. Before leaving for tour the band played a show outside the CBC building in Vancouver, and afterwards Hannah reportedly asked Jeremy if he would mind toning down the ‘reggae’ in his mandolin back-up on ‘Deep End’. Not having felt any reggae himself, Jeremy quickly set a plan in motion, and in Victoria convinced the rest of the band, unbeknownst to Hannah, to play the songs second verse in full-on one-drop style. Hannah laughed through the rest of her lyrics, and the harmless prank went over so well it deserved a sequel. In Duncan, with time to kill, Hannah on a 2-day festival trip to Ottawa, and a few empties at hand, the band rehearsed a bottle-blown rendition of the same verse. Played with different amounts of water and with toots tuned to Jaycelyn’s perfect pitch, this bumping bumpkin remix was scheduled for Hannah’s return in Roberts Creek.





Nervous glances were exchanged behind her back, from band member to band member and from band member to innocuous root beer bottle at the foot of each mic stand as the song began. At the verse, Peter played his two intro bass slides before invisibly pulling Hannah’s patch cord from her amp, leaving her musically powerless. The rest of the frontmen put their bottles to their microphones and, grinning like geniuses, played their glass calliope to perfection as Hannah looked around in disbelief.





The set could have ended there – not much could have capped the magic of those few moments – but this was only mid-set, and now the sunglassed, open-shirted Creekers were fully engaged. Jeremy’s ‘High School’ seemed apt as the encore opened, and Aidan’s spastic riffing on Hannah’s ‘All I Need’ brought out the punk-rock sensibilities in the young crowd. Calming them down was work enough, however, and an unplugged ‘Curse of the Currents’ was possible only with Ben’s prompting, “If you feel like clapping… sing along.”




We said a sad goodbye to Bjorn, Barbara and the menagerie and collected our bicycles from the Showroom in Duncan. The Duncan Days festival was still going strong, all banjos and jangly guitars from across the train tracks, but 50km lay between us and Nanaimo so we took reluctantly to the road in the oppressive heat. There’s not much to say about the ride from Duncan to Nanaimo, really – just a familiar progression of merges, shrapnel’d shoulders and speeding logging trucks. After an hour of cycling a highway-side under a midday sun you begin to feel like a character in a 90’s video game performing the same cyclical actions with no real end in sight: pedalpedalpedal, dodge the glass, pedalpedal, bomb the hill, pedal, hug the shoulder, eating granola bars for power-ups and suffering the humiliating time-delays of flat tires.




Apparently fueled by monotony, we arrived in Nanaimo ahead of schedule and decided to push on to Gibsons. A seamless connection of ferries, Nanaimo-Horseshoe Bay and Horseshoe Bay-Langdale put us on the Sunshine Coast just as the sun was setting.





If the days ride put us in the mindset of players in an arcade, School Road was our Big Boss. Our night’s digs lay at the top of the steepest grade thus far, and, as we were told later, in conquering it we made the transition from Lower Gibsons to Upper Gibsons. We were treated to no rolling credits, just breathtaking ocean views, ice-cold beer and plenty of jam space.





We had a day off. Puppies, horses, pétanque, beer and river swimming featured prominently.